just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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