the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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