btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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