I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Semen is not good for contacts.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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