How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
