scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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