That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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