used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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