why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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