Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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