Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
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