Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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