Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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