Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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