I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Sober January is a disaster.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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