Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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