Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Do you remember whose house we're in?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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