She is in my trunk
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
