Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
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