wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I touched a dick in church today
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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