They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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