Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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