Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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