She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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