Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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