God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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