Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
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