oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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