Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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