New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
We have so much sex to catch up on
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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