Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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