In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
i came on her dog
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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