She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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