i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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