You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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