Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Randomize
