I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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