I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
