i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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