So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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