This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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