Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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