Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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