Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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