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Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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