yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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