It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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