Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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