Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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