i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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